by Dean Hartwell
Whereas war and war alone
has made President George W. Bush popular,
Whereas the "War
against Terrorism" has stalled without apprehension of Osama bin Laden,
Whereas war and the
execution of people are the only two issues about which President Bush speaks
coherently,
Whereas Karl Rove has
convinced President Bush that the public trusts Republicans in wartime more
than Democrats,
Whereas Saddam Hussein is as
good a villain as it gets,
Whereas President Bush's
father failed to finish Hussein off almost a dozen years ago,
Whereas most of the public
will buy the unproven theory that Iraq has nuclear capacity and weapons of mass
destruction,
Whereas much of the Bush
Administration deflects attention from the slow growing economy, corporate
fraud, the budget deficit and other domestic problems,
Whereas much of the Bush
Administration's defense and national security teams avoided service in Vietnam
and now want their chance to assert their hawkishness
It is Resolved that the
United States of America will invade Iraq as soon as opinion polls show that
the public cares more about domestic issues than Iraq AND Karl Rove gives the
green light.